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Happy Merry Christmas dear fans! Ho Ho How are you doing so far? Today is my very special Christmas special blog post. Usually, on normal days I won't give a shit about blogging since now I have a very-good-excuse visa card; F.Y.P. It now not allows you to say you are stressed, but tormented, angsty, wanky, lazy all at the same time! (and get away with it!) Isn't that sweet. Now, with FYP, I can be a total ass and at the end of the day, I comfort myself by saying, "It is okay for me to be annoying cause its... FYP! (omg lets burn that bitch's hair now... like. right now.)"



So it is a stay home Christmas Eve and Day (FYP). My family has suddenly got into a crazy ritual of present exchange, I reckon its the cooling agent of the JK. My Mom, decided that it would be a good idea to have a family-all-together-we-love-you private christmas dinner partay. But I figured Mom wanted that cause her eve was just as pathetic as mine (FYP). She even came up with a complain song (added with holiday spirit.)

Si-lent Night, So bor-ring
Ne-ver go and count-down
Stay at home and Silent Night
Da-ddy don't let me go out
So I just go and sleep




The dinner wasn't too bad. I made some food and mom made soya sauce chicken 'Turkey'. We had salmon salad, beef steak, baked cream potatoes, chicken with grilled mushrooms and fishballs. I kinda enjoyed the company; this christmas seemed more wholesome and kinda 'value-added-fun'. Well, it did start out all stressful and quiet (omg FYP). But the mom poured the wine and eventually, everyone got high (kids had at least 2 Vanilla Coke each and a little wine). I think we spent 3/4 of the 1.5hr dinner laughing and screaming. My dad was drunk and he started talking non-stop, jolin was dizzy, mom was talking about vege stuck between teeth situations, gladys screaming, kimberly rambled about lau-sai.. Oh man it was kinda crazy. It ended all off with present opening session. My 3 sisters got pretty good presents and I were left with 2 ang baos and an Ikea photo frame. I guess the family knows me kinda too well, and the gifts were kinda too practical. But yea, not complaining. Urgh, after the whole day of cooking, i'm so tired (FYP).

So yea, I'm sleepy and gotta rest now. I gots a long day tomorrow (FYP). Cheers people and have a Happy Merry Christmas and may you deck your halls with balls of whatever-you-fancy.